What the fuck is The Scenestar up to? We'll tell you what's up right now mother fuckers! So many "fucking" shows are scheduled to come into town including Fucked Up, Starfucker AKA STRFKR, and Amanda "Fucking" Palmer at the El Rey Theatre plus FYF Fest (Formerly known as Fuck Yeah Fest) that we decided to see what the fuck was up and was able to arrange to give one of you lucky fuckers the chance to win all these fucking shows listed below with the word "fuck" through a contest for a pair of fucking tickets to each!
To enter, comment on this posting using your contact e-mail (It doesn't have to be visible to the public, but we need it to get a hold of you if you win fuckhead) with a profanity laced comment for a chance to win some fucking tickets to each of these four fucking shows before Tuesday, July 26 at 8 a.m. Don't want to fucking enter? Click below at one of these fucking Ticketmaster links and then get the fuck on. If not, good luck to all you fuckers that enter for your chance to win tickets to get your "fuck" on in 2011!
BUY TICKETS: July 26th: Fucked Up at the El Rey Theatre
BUY TICKETS: August 11th: Starfucker at the El Rey Theatre
BUY TICKETS: September 3rd: FYF Fest at Downtown Los Angeles
BUY TICKETS: October 29th: Amanda "Fucking" Palmer at the El Rey Theatre
fuck you scenestar
i hope i was fucking first so i should win this fucking contest to see all these fucking shows or else i fucking hate you
fuck you... fuck you.. fuck you... im out.
Posted by: please let me win you fuck | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:21 PM
This has got to be the dumbest fucking cuntfaced contest in the fucking world. Fuck you and fuck all these fucking shows. [Also, I'm fucking kidding and would fucking love to go to any and or/all of these fucking shows - especially Fucked Up and FYF. kthxfuckinbi.
Posted by: [bc] | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:23 PM
You don't have to only use fuck you piece of shit assholes. Have fun with it you cunts!
Posted by: TheScenestar | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:24 PM
I would love to win this contest. Thanks for giving us this chance. Wish me luck! I'm gonna go fuck my wife in her ass now. Thanks
Posted by: oh fuck yes | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:28 PM
Dear CuntFuckTrickSlut,
Give me your asswrinkled tickets to these less-than-shit-shows, and I will refrain from shitbagging your front porch with semen laced diareah. Do you comprende fuckstick? Do you entiendo you wart riddled vaginal excretion? Do you follow the fucking words that I just wrote on this dumb fucking message board for your idiotic fucking site? Are you fingering your puss-puss to how fucking dirty I talk? Then give me the tickets dumpster whore. This far above average array of profanity was brought to you by the G#D damn (irony) dickshit geniuses over at Jam in the Van. Com. If you don't go straight from this fucking post and check our fucking site out, and fucking like us on facebook and fucking follow our goddamn twat feed, then you can go fist fuck yourself to hell, because I hope you get there and die you fucking scum cunt!
Love,
JamVan
Posted by: Jam in the Van | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:28 PM
Fuck it. Do I win?
Posted by: Jake Scott | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:29 PM
I fucking don't know if I'm entering this right?
Posted by: Zachary Rodell | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:31 PM
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits!!!!
Posted by: melissa | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:31 PM
You fucking cockasses better fucking pick the shit out of me, you bags of dicks.
Posted by: Tiffany | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:32 PM
┌П┐(•_•) YEAH...I'm a winner!
Posted by: Beatgrrrl | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:32 PM
Oscar! You crazy giveaway fuck! This is the fucking reason why fucking Scenestar is the best fucking music blog on the fucking internet. MOTHER FUCKING PERIOD TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF BUZZ FUCKING LIGHTYEAR INFINITY.
Posted by: BUZZ FUCKING LIGHTYEAR | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:32 PM
dearest asswipes,
i wanna fucking go to all those fucking shows, so be like fonzi and fucking give me the fucking tickets already.
fuck you very much,
carolyn
Posted by: carolyn | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:34 PM
shut the fuck up. you're the shit, scenestar!
Posted by: Vanessa | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:34 PM
Fuck all the other cumbuckets. This bitch needs to win!
Posted by: Elena | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:36 PM
Motherfucker Let it Be!
Posted by: Alexander Laurence | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:38 PM
Oh my Fucking god! This contest is getting my dick so wet! Let me win! Stop with bitchassnezz and hook a homie up!!
Posted by: wawawa | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:38 PM
Fuck yeah! I need to win this fucking contest bc my piece of shit ex made a dick move and kept our fucking tickets to FYF! BULLSHIT! I've only gone to two motherfucking shows this summer, and I feel like a fucking lame!
shitmotherfuckerfuckshit I need those tickets!
Posted by: Martha Fucken Espinoza | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:43 PM
fuck yeah! I want to fucking win some motherfucking tickets to these fucking kick ass shows!
Posted by: cindia cisneros | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:47 PM
Hear me you stupid motherfuckers posting on this bloody shit hole of a thread, back the fuck off because I'm the only faggot that will win this contest. You fucking wankers,piece of shit, no good daddy sucking cock, eating spermazide little cunts bitchies, fuck off and let the douchebag win. Aka Me!!
Posted by: Hugo Sanchez | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:47 PM
DIE OF AIDS!!!! CUNT SHIT BAGS AND SHITTY HIPSTER BANDS MAKE ME SO FUCKING SICK I COULD PUNCH AN OLD FUCKING FART IN HIS FAT FUCKING FACE. I WISH I COULD STAB SCHOOL CHILDREN TO DEATH WHILE LISTENING TO TV ON THE RADIO THAT FUCKING SHIT ASS BAND AND DO THE BANANA SPLITS WITH A NUN WHILE I CHAINSAW THROUGH SCENESTARS STUPID ELITiST FACE YOU FUCKING AWFUL BLOG SHIT WHORE TITS FAGGOT HOLE... FUCK COACHELLA FUCK TURNTABLE FUCK YOUR FAVORITE MUSIC AND FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sigh... I feel better now.
Posted by: Nat | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:51 PM
Goddammit!! all you mother fucking ass lickers gotta hook me up with some sexy ass fucking tickets! ;)
Posted by: jAsian | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:51 PM
I fucking swear that if I don't win these mother fucking tickets I'm going to fucking stab each and everyone fucking one of ya in the mother fucking eyelids until you fucking bleed to motha fucking death.
Posted by: Richard Ponce | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:54 PM
Republicans, Michelle Bachman, are those words fucking cursed enough for you? Now give me my asshat tickets.
Posted by: Shadimus | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:55 PM
Holy fuck, you motherfuckers at the fuckin scenestar better give me a fuckin pair to all of these fuckin shows since I'm always fucking entering your fucking contests. You know I fucking love you guys though. Me and my fuckin concert buddy fuckin worship you unclefuckers. Thanks : )
Posted by: Sheebanna Sohi | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:56 PM
Listen up fuck ass, It would be really fucking swell to win this shit!! You would make me one happy bitch !! I need! I want! I must!
Posted by: Marissa | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:57 PM
Fuck you.
Posted by: Anna | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:58 PM
shiiiiiiiitttttt, i fuckin wanna win! hook me the fuck up Scenestar!!
Posted by: Matt M | Jul 22, 2011 at 05:58 PM
alright dick arms, this is my fucking chance to win the greatest fucking musical experience of a life time! for fuck sakes its STRFKR and the motherfucking goods!!
Posted by: ATARIgonzo | Jul 22, 2011 at 06:05 PM
Well fuck me. I hope I'm the lucky fuck who wins this fucking contest because I fucking love scenestar, fucking love concerts, and fucking love Los Angeles!
Oh and fuck is my favorite fucking word, I can't stop fucking saying it cos I'm so fucking excited!
:) What more can I fucking say?
Thank you and fuck you later.
Posted by: Sheila Leela | Jul 22, 2011 at 06:06 PM
Well chap my ass, this fucking piece of shit contest is worth fucking entering. Hey fuckface Scenestar, are you the same prickcunt I sold Bon Iver Hollywood Forever tickets to years back? Could have been some other twatbag; I forget those fucking things. Anyway, dicklicker, hook it up with some motherfucking tickets because I ain't got not motherfucking job and my balls are itching for some fucked up fun with all these fucking bands.
Me oyes, guey? Hasta en espanol te digo que quiero estos pinches boletos.
Posted by: Fucking Jose | Jul 22, 2011 at 06:09 PM